Let's play a game, FUN QUESTIONS!

omg omg omg it's her hi she's not the problem it's not her

You treated me like a hero for buying you toilet paper.

Biology bestie, cancer research compadre, nanoparticle synthesis neighbor, ass-tastic associate

I will fight the planes that traumatize you. I will DEFEAT THEM.

I'm so glad you got a cold shower :)

I'm here for ya, always.

"I feel like what is really important in a person is their ability to do all five love languages"

And STILLLLLLLL... THE OPPOSITE OF NEFARIOUS... ALLISON HARTLEY

trampoline theme park daydream incoming 321go bounce bounce bounce

Uh Hi Bob I mean Mr. Hartley I mean father of Allison I mean AAAAAAH

You are an emotion ninja because its like SLASH your top is of SLASH I'm giggling SLASH doorstops SLASH extension

tbh she only sweats bc she's so hot

i would cross a hundred cities to bring you olive oil, but NO ONE ELSE

I wish there was an allison hartley store where I could shop for allison hartley isms and put them in my tote bag

Remember when I started blasting Kahoot music in your car? Remember that time we did that thing in my car?

I think the person in the room above mine is having sex. Thinking of you.

Rubbing Merlin: 10/10.
Touching Allison: 11/10.
Allison floofing my hair: 100/10.

WHERE DID YOU GET SUCH INCREDIBLE HAIR. SERIOUSLY?!?!?

I like it when you open up to me, or remember what lil' Allison was up to. I feel so warm :)

What's the difference between Allison and a rocket ship. Allison doesn't need gasoline to take me over the moon!

Would you rather have four boobs or seven

You are the hart to my ley, the guzov to my sky

YOU ARE MY SUNNIEST SUNSHINE MY FUNNIEST FUNTIME MY RUNNYEST NOSE CRIER MY ALLISON MY LOVE

ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU

me when you send a gm text before i'm awake