You made it :)
You taught me that the slivers aren't an accident.
One year of Allison hearing Ben talk about Brazil and one year of Ben hearing Allison talk about her funny coworkers.
You light up when you talk about those damn darn silly side characters - never stop :)
Finding you was like searching for the perfect emoji for a vibe you couldn't quite place and BOOM, now you're my top emoji.
Bed jumper. Leg humper.
I hope this note makes you feel as powerful as running does. GOGOGO!
Sometimes I think about the pictures I took of you on our evening picnic by Doe to help me fall asleep
If you were a raisin, I would start liking raisins. If you were my nemisis, I would make it opposite day every day.
You are very fun to kiss, even when your breath smells really bad
"whipped" cream, "working on" my biceps, "not" going to eat that
YOU HAVE GREAT
VERSATILITITTIES
You are the best thing that's ever been mine ❤️
😆😆😆 dork
I will send funnier venmo messages when you send
Fine. I admit it. I stole your karma is a cat t-shirt.
I've had the best summer ever living with you :)
I love it when you jump on the bed because that's when I know you really feel safe and comfy with me.
You're like an elephant. When I see you anywhere outside a zoo I'm like woah, that's amazing.
When you start talking about some work drama I'm always like 💅💅 mmmm this gonna be good
I love you, I will never stop loving you, I believe in you, I will never stop believing in you
When you send me pictures of you in a new dress I melt
Allison things that make me melt:
- Her smile
- Her hair lookin a lil' messy
- Her smile
Trying to concoct the perfect ratio of smart to beautiful to talented to silly to versatile notes
Can you BE any more perfect?
ALLISON ALLISON ALLISON LOOK *shows work progress*
This one's for Rena. Hi Rena.
This one you can type yourself! Fill in the blank: ____ is SO sexy when she talks confidently about bioengineering.
Head pats ✔️ head ✔️ Patti ✔️ Patti's tag ❌
Omg are you a supermodel can I have your autograph omg you do science too??!?!
Send me a screenshot of this one FOR ICE CREAM ON ME
(valid one time only, some restrictions may apply)
I am yours :)
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TO GET THE HEARTS
You are the opposite of nefarious
You found the only man in the country with a worse pan than you.
Secret: The sexiest thing about you is your new love for pastrami.
Why did we stop playing left boob right boob? That was the best game!
Did you see the slideshow? Go see the slideshow!!! CLICK ME!!!
You know, I'm never gonna stop adding more of these here
Allison Fun Fact: She holds you when
Thank you for holding me when I needed you to hold me
Now that you're home, are you enjoying your snacks?
Aren't you kind of glad I didn't sing you a song this time? PSYCH whatsapp call me right now I have something
You talk in a baby voice when you are happy and when you are sad. Your baby voice is your feelings voice.
WANTED: Squat Observer
Compensation: More squats
It's just the lighting, babe.
SENDING HAPPY ENERGY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
Have you ever seen Allison and Batman in the same room? Because that would be so cool, they're like my two favorite people.
I will pay $12 a year for this website domain forever because the statement will always be true.
Sometimes I wear my t-shirts inside out by accident so idk where that leaves me for being smarter than you...
Allison the only thing you'll be breaking on rollerblades is hearts
Oh my god she read my profile and doesn't *just* think I look good in a t-shirt
Maybe over the weekend I'll take this cute girl I met on Hinge out for a raspberry picnic
Allison secret I have to expose: you used to say "heh" to signal your chuckles in texts.
You are a chortler at hartle
Allison Hartley - 500+ connections, TWO friends
You make the spookiest linkedin chat costumes
WHERE WERE YOU ALL THIS TIME
I love you. I love you.
Are you a mirror, because when I look at you I'm like dayuuuuum you fine.
Let me give you a completely apolitical example:
I promise to eat slower so you don't feel rushed
Can you squat my weight yet because I will NOT be the only one giving piggy back rides Allison
Piggy back rides with you are a dream come true
Your prose makes Times New Roman sexy again
You are so supportive. You make me feel like I can do anything.
You are a lion, if a lion discovered Taylor Swift
Piggy back rides to days together ratio needs to start climbing again
Be proud. My dad thinks you chew quietly.
Sitting with you is the best. You have the warmest energy.
IOU 30 seconds of floofing my hair
Woob woob woob woob woob woob woob.
Translation: You look great in that top.
Allison things that make me swoon:
- Pinching her nose
- Putting my mouth on her nose
- Her nose
Top three allison poses:
- Duck face, arms crossed
- Giggling uncontrolably, about to fall over
- Jumping on a bed
Things that make Allison cry
- Cute cats
- Lover
- Ben (her lover)
"DON'T TRY TO TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT"
*Allison after wearing Ben's workout shorts*
ALLISON HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
(of the first time we made out on a tall building)
YOU BOUGHT ME BOXING GLOVES!?!??!
(I love you)
NEW NOTE INCOMING
I love hearing ya giggle as ya read these.
PSA: new notes will be added at /new - click here
Longest continuous Allison Giggle Record: 45 minutes. Cause: Allison's love of Ben (and his jokes).
Allison's biography, by Ben Guzovsky. Page 1:
One time, her poop smelled so bad that it was worse than the time she farted in my face.
Haiku: I love you
Then in line two, Ben said, "Boo!"
Allison said, "AH!"
I think you soothe my gut biome. I mean that.
You are an acquired taste... if WATER was an acquired taste. God you're timeless.
You feel like a bagel when you're warm
Versatile Voluptuous Vibrant Vibey Vigorous Virtuous Vigilant Valuable... Vandalizer
What's the difference between a jpg and a jpeg? I dunno, Allison looks cute in both.
One day we will co-write a fantasy novel about a woman with two pairs of pants and a man who loves her deeply, but prefers shorts himself.
When you leave the room I write these, and I get to keep thinking of you.
I miss you when we're not close. Because, like, when you're far away, it's harder to hit you with a baseball.
Crazy to think there was a time you weren't on my camera roll.
Top 12 months I've spent with Allison:
You have been sending me selfies for a year. You look confused every time. It is a cute confused.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ALLISON!?"
*screams in orange peel*
You have incredible style. I never knew that was important to me until I saw you ~pose~
Sometimes all I think about is youuuu late nights in the middle of... okay I stole this one from a song. I love you though!
I think the way you talk
about child labor
makes your Zara shoppin'
mom look like a buffoon
I think the way your hair
lands on your shoulders
is like the way spaceships
land on the moon
Allisoon Allisooooooooon *singing*
You are my sunshine, I mean it
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
Sorry I apologize so much. DARN WAIT UNDO UNDO UNDO
You definitely can't swim.
Writing a few of these every day has been the best part of my day :)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO ALLISON GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I could totally put a note in here twice and you'd never know. You'd just see it more often... *cackles* ... *chortles*
Keep smiling today, I love you :)
You are the only person I know with the skillset to write a New York Times article about MPI while running a marathon and beating Yongwei in chess. Versatile.